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vvriska replied to your post: also, you know what is NOT a fun thing to do?

Then don’t wear one.

i don’t know, vriska. it gets hella uncomfortable without one and i really don’t know how long it’ll be before i get back to normal.

grimsprite replied to your post: also, you know what is NOT a fun thing to do?

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yeah, i know dave. but this is a real problem!!

thestridebackmachine replied to your post: also, you know what is NOT a fun thing to do?

oh my god thats fucking hilarious im sorry john but wow thats so rich i cant even hold my shit

you know what, dave, i sure hope you are blessed with the gift of boobs someday, so i can be as helpful to you as you’re being to me.

typhlotictherapist replied to your post: also, you know what is NOT a fun thing to do?

Do you need to know the brands and sizes that I’ve found work best?

see people, this is a helpful reply! thank you so much, rose. yes, i do. and i need to find a new store because i can’t possibly show my face in THAT one again.

If you like, we may go out into the world under the unassuming guise of identical twins and I can provide you advice on what will fit correctly.  It’s a foolproof plan, truly.