[I’m half asleep and high on feelings, YOU’RE LUCKY THAT’S MY ONLY MISTAKE.]
I don’t know. I’m starting to think this is all some big prank you and Jade are pulling on me right now, and it’s really not funny.
[You put your phone away in your pocket. That might sound a little rude. Okay, yeah, it does. Oh well. You don’t care.]
You’re actually, genuinely taken aback when you hear that, just utterly confused and surprised that Dave would think that you would pull a “prank”.
That’s John’s arena, Dave. Far be it from the fact that it would be utterly devoid of humor and would have no point whatsoever, what reason would I have for trying to convince you that my past, or, for that matter, your own past isn’t true?

You cross your arms and sigh just a little bit. This had gotten strange and rather upsetting.
You call, and the answer is predictable. Since he’s your John you’re calling, all of the memories line up with those...
[You hesitate for a moment, but in the end, decide against speaking the thoughts on your mind.] Fine. Go ahead.
just name a time and a place, and i can be there. we can hang, talk about things, share pain, and be friends. Your smile...