I wouldn’t expect anything from anything, because I already know what they will do. You are not excluded, but you are one of my favorites.
But, enough about me. I’m sure you are simply brimming with stories to regale of your exciting and interesting life. Please, enlighten me.
You aren’t funny. However, your commitment to the charade is rather endearing. I’ll continue to let you make your claims, because it does add to the charming futility of your statements.
Me, hm? Well, I’m in college right now, as I’m “sure” you’re “already” “aware”. I’m finding the work to be challenging, but fulfilling.