biologistofectoplasm:

well, it turns out everything is back to normal today! thanks anyway, rose.

but hey, we can still go out into the world, if you want. not as twins but as friends.

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and preferably not bra shopping.

Don’t worry, I wouldn’t subject you to such cruelty.  I understand that the tenets of American masculinity foreclose the possibility of such an outing.  Besides, I’m taken by the feeling that we could derive much more enjoyment from another activity.