knock knock.

randomegbert:

i… i lost a fight.

Wow, when you put it like that, it sounds kind of stupid.

…to betty crocker.

And that makes it sound so much crazier. Maybe you should start at the beginning.

i don’t know if your heinous batterwitch was ever an evil troll queen, but the one i’m fighting is.

You make your way over to her couch, sit down, and hold your head in your hands. Your next words barely make it out of your mouth.

she made my dad into a cake…

Into a cake..?

Pardon?

Your eyes are wide open, something you almost never do, and what John says is so ridiculous you almost can’t help yourself from laughing.  But you keep a lid on it, and simply reinforce your incredulous expression.

John, what are you talking about?  How is that even possible?