knock knock.

randomegbert:

the thing only barely fits. i wish i could do the kinds of things my dad did. he could fit a whole ton of shaving cream in his with room to spare.

A slightly evil smirk appears on your face.

you know… the last time we did a little redecorating, you tore the toilet out of my bathroom. it’s almost a shame i can’t do more than drop off a piano.

Well, count yourself fortunate that you even have sylladices.  It appears that the universe into which we were placed has had all technologies associated with the sylladex and the specibus erased from its history.  It makes it much more inconvenient to carry around objects when one can’t do it with the abstraction potential of the sylladex.

You can’t help but laugh a little thinking about that.

Ah, yes, we were not particularly apt yet with Sburb’s controls, were we?  That was particularly clumsy on my part.