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Hunger isn’t an emotion, numbnuts.

In all seriousness, though, as his sister, I’ve encountered some of the manifold Strider emotions and traits, like stubbornness, clinginess, affection of siblinghood, tenderness, and dramatics.  I do think there’s some genuine irony to his ironic guise, which is an even more confusing concept, and is also ironic.  It’s confusing.

Boston, Massachusetts is a four-hour plane ride away from Houston, I believe.  Perhaps sometime I can visit you.

That’s probably because all of the plaintiffs were executed.

Thank you for your faith.  I really do appreciate it, and I think we do make for model citizens of this sort.